Ideas For The Next ‘Fast and Furious’ Movies

If you haven’t already heard, The Fate of The Furious absolutely crushed it at the box office, raking in over (Dr. Evil raises pinkie to lips) $900 million worldwide. There will also be two more instalments of the franchise coming out in the future, according to this extremely straightforward post on Vin Diesel’s Instagram…

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Since the franchise is known for their catchy/clever movie titles, I got together with my buddy Neil Hamel – who’s better known in the Dash community as Eddie Stein – to dream up some potential titles for the next couple films.

Here’s a look back at some of the older ones…

  • The Fast and the Furious

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  • 2 Fast 2 Furious

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  • The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Midriff

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  • Fast & Furious

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  • Fast Five

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  • Fast & Furious 6: People Standing In a Line and Looking Into the Camera

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  • Furious 7

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  • The Fate of the Furious

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And here’s a couple of ideas I had with my friend Neil about the future of the franchise if their creative department gets lazy or whatever…


  • Faster and Furious(er) 9

  • The Avengers: Fully Torqued




  • I’m Absolutely Furious They’re Making Another One of These Movies

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  • FasTEN Your Fucking Seatbelts!

  • Toretto’s Way


  • Fast and Furious But In Outer Space Because That’s Pretty Much The Only Place They Haven’t Been Yet, Not To Mention All of The (Literally) Nauseating Movies About Space That Have Been Released in the Last Few Years. It’s Only A Matter of Time…




  • Just A Casual Photo From My Bar Mitzvah


(If you look closely you can see a young Eddie Stein, and Phil Palmoliver before he became a famous artist)

  • Y-Man? Why Was Paul Walker Drag Racing At the Age of 40? Like, Seriously. My Dad Would Never Do That Shit.



  • Geppetto Morris and the Basement Full of Forgotten Toys

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  • Fast and Furious: Ghost Ride


  •  Faster, Faster, Harder, Harder, Yes! That’s The Spot Right There: The Musical

  • A Photo of Vin Diesel and Christina Aguilera After Smoking One Marijuana

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Well, that’s all we could come up with. Fast and Furious franchise forever!!!!


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